Things I'm Obsessed With Today: Project Runway

Lifetime - Television for Battered, Raped, Kidnapped, and Cheated on Women - has actually managed to do something positive for humanity and has put Project Runway FULL EPISODES!!! on their website. First of all, the world needs more chicken with egg outfits. If only Tim Gunn hadn't talked him out of the jodhpurs! I think the website would have short circuited with Ecstasy to see that outfit walk the runway.


Now just imagine the outfit above, with the "chicken thigh" inspired jodhpurs below. A Disasterpiece!


And a Project Runway all star challenge! YAY! Another episode of Sweet P (a biker chick sweater than molasses), Uli (the Eastern European explosion of rainbows), Korto (a designer who actually makes lovely things), Santino (hell on heels), Jeffrey (a douche, but a talented douche), Chris (the narcoleptic costume designer), and Danny V (melts like butter in your mouth). I really think Uli got screwed, but how delightful was it to see Jeffrey not even make the top four (his stuff was douche-ilicious). Also, anytime anyone thinks "jumpsuit" they should be voted off the island. And if that jumpsuit comes in metallic lycra, the island should be surrounded by shark infested waters.

Korto's Collection


Uli's Collection