Ant Wars

Our apartment was invaded a few days ago by an army of ants. They surrounded and demolished the sugar container, snuck behind enemy lines into the dishwasher (to get at the aforementioned sugar container), went vertical into the cupboards, and have taken over the kitchen counters for their central command. We are at war people. So Joy has released all weapons at the little buggers, and has not ruled out the bug-fog "nuclear" option, if necessary. We have poisoned the food supplies (we are playing dirty) and are awaiting results.


Shock and Awe was never so artfully disguised.